Textual Feeling: Cunt College

B: do you think they have a Culinary University of North Texas?

me: i would hope so.  you applying?

B: i will.  if it exists.

me: your research begins now.

i've spent the better part of my afternoon designing logos for this non-existent school.  b did a quick google search and found no conclusive evidence that this college is real.  which is sad. 

but then i started thinking about the movie where the kid doesn't get accepted to any college he applied to so he makes his own college.  and everything works out in the end because his college isn't so focused on staunch success and clear cut black and whites and it's like a giant "fuck you"to corporate america and all those bullshit standards that get drilled into kids. 

but life isn't like that.  so get over it.

here are my logos:

[caption id="attachment_499" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="the upside down llama has nothing to do with cooking. or cunts."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_500" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="if this is a buffalo, i'm pretty sure you can eat it."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_501" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="i'm fairly certain you can't eat bald eagle. but this is my logo tribute to america."][/caption]

on a side note: if anyone reading this has deep pockets and would like to fund the Culinary Institute of North Texas it would be greatly appreciated.