gin and bare it: And Now I'm a 1950s Housewife.

Sunday, December 25

And Now I'm a 1950s Housewife.

you realize priorities have changed when you receive xmas presents like these and are simply over the moon excited about them.

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heavenly.[/caption]

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lincoln is going to get a lot fatter.[/caption]

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i'll be doing some badass decorating.[/caption]

as i received these gifts and declared it the best xmas ever i realized that i felt like a 1950s housewife and i'm strangely ok with that. i'm going to make so much cool shit. in other news. this is why i love my family:

and this is why i love my family A LOT:

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wheelchair tricks and cigars.[/caption]

all in all, it's been a good holiday. i'm glad it's over. and i'm thrilled it will be another year until it happens again.

i do have one complaint. i wanted one thing and i didn't get it. i just wanted to stop menstruating.

it didn't happen.

it has been happening for 24 days. death.