Game Changer? Vibrator Necklace.

i went to one of those filthy sex toy parties this afternoon.
it felt like i'd finally come home.  finally made that trip to the holy land.
nothing like a table full of vibrators and lube to really brighten someone's day.
i tried to be nice and ask lincoln if he wanted me to get him anything.  so i sent him this picture of some options:

that's fine.  that's just the last time i'll offer to ever get him anything.

i got some tingly balm for your lips and nipples:

and this.  my new necklace:

and in the spirit of all things phallic shaped - i'm going to go eat another brat.