apparently b put these in my purse two or three months ago and i'm just finally discovering that they exploded all over.
even though everything in my purse was covered in a sticky layer of jelly it at least smelled like strawberries.
oh, here's my purse. and its contents.
contents include, but aren't limited to:
wallet, 2 books, twilight returns movie, re-usable grocery bag thing, pepto, various beverages, headphones, deodorant, tiny satchel thing, 2 kinds of body sprays, 3 chapsticks, sunglasses, loaf of bread, triscuits, new barbell and nose rings, a thousand receipts, birthday card from last year, keys, lotion, jely, 26 cents, my crumpled march madness bracket
oddly enough - no pens.
and no, that printer wasn't in my purse. although i'm sure it would fit.
I can't seem to get over the fact that you had not one, but two bags inside of a bag. At least I gave you a good reason to clean out that unorganized mess you call a purse.
ReplyDeletewhatevs yo. i've been cramming triscuits down my gullet and i polished off that sprite. which i'm not quite sure how old it actually is/was.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it that you had a loaf of bread in there!!! I hate it when jelly gets all over the stuff inside my purse.
ReplyDeleteIs that Pepto on your desk? And I see a HUGE mother fucking picture of your dog. You are the shit in my book!
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