In My Mind I'm Not Insane. Not All The Way, At Least.

albert einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
my night began with this:

distinguished - i know.

and then continued with vodka, more vodka, bar dice, and shots.
now i feel like this:

but then i found this:

and then life was good.
until shitler called to tell me that he bought toilet paper, 16 oz cans of nati light, and a bottle of scotch.
whatever freak-wad.