Monday, March 5

This Is How Much I Love Mustard

seriously.
like i love it so much i want to wine and dine it.
tell it a bunch stuff it wants to hear but i don't mean.   

i love it so much that i like to put a crapload on the sandwich itself and then more before i take an actual bite.  i love it so much that i like when it oozes out of the sandwich and onto my plate and i can lick it off my plate.  i love it so much that i like to put it on everything.
chicken, vegetables, chips, etc.
don't judge me.
in news unrelated to mustard - here's a ridiculous picture of my aunt and uncle's dog:

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