Slammin' Salmon. Not The Movie. Just What I Ate For Dinner.

have you ever tried to eat an entire pound of salmon?
if you haven't and you think that you want to try - i would advise against it.
unless you make it like this.

and then it turns out like this:

but note that after a probable failed attempt you will feel like you want to die. 
but the whole place will still smell like the delicious salmon you just made and you will think you're in heaven.  but you're really in hell.
so if you'd like you can dump all of the following in a pan and enjoy it yourself:
preheat your oven to 350 and in a greased pan put a pound of salmon and top it with a sliced red onion, one juiced lime, one juiced lemon, and a crapload of dill.  bake it for 25 minutes.  then proceed to eat till you puke.
also, it has been brought to my attention that the mange hounds don't like blinds.

and now you must excuse me - because if there's one thing i'm good at it's making poor choices.
oh, and not learning my lesson.
so the rest of that pound of salmon will be my bitch.  it.is.written.