How To Lose Friends and Alienate People - Like the Movie. Only I'm NotSure If It's Like the Movie Because I've Never Seen It.

perusing my litany of photos on my phone brought me to the following conclusions.
perhaps i'd lose you as a friend and alienate you as a person because i want to decorate everything in this.

perhaps i'd lose you as a friend and alienate you as a person (shitler) because you realize that my bee trap that consists of leftover mike's hard lemonade in a glass worked pretty well.

perhaps i'd lose you as a friend and alienate you as a person because i horde this guy all to myself.

perhaps you would lose me as a friend and alienate me as a person if you drove around in a car with this sticker on it.  
because you're an idiot.  
and you should do your research.

perhaps you would lose me as a friend and alienate me as a person if you were like amazon and didn't know geography.
and shipped books to me in this round-a-bout fucking way.

perhaps you might lose me as a friend and alienate me as a person IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO MY DESK.
but i don't know who you are.
and i guess it's kind of hilarious.

perhaps.