me: oh.my.god. i could literally not give any fucks about the olympics.
shitler: that's because you don't care about anything.
me: that's not true. i care about a lot of things.
shitler: like what?
me: vodka. laying on this couch. not wearing pants. eating tacos.
shitler: ....**silence**
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