High Five 4 Friday

if i had a horse i would name it "friday" and ride it all the time.
i guess that doesn't make much sense.  except that i was thinking about the adams family movie and the character wednesday and i guess i don't understand how the rest of the days of the week never really took off as names for weird children.
but that's neither here nor there.  but what is here is the link up with lauren at from my grey desk.

1. i got new shoes this week.  and they double as both footwear and also weapons because of the spikes.

2. this calamari.  i don't get it.  you're squid but you deep fried in the shape of an elephant.  

make up your damn mind.

3. shitler got a new gun.  and it's basically all he fucking talks about.  

and then the other day we had this conversation:

shitler: i just really want to kill something.

me: uh, don't go around saying that out loud.

4. totally ordered stickers of all my instagram photos through printstagram.

i'm stoked.

5. we went to dinner with friends for their son's birthday this week.  

and there's honestly never a dull moment.  

shitler and the birthday boy played the states game in the backseat after dubbing it the handjob area.  if anyone is interested in how to play the state game you do the following:

place your hand on the knee of the person you're playing with.  think of a state.  every time they're wrong; slide your hand closer to their crotch area.  needless to say, shitler guessed mississippi every time.  typical.

not to mention that dinner got interesting when this conversation was had:

foy: everyone - shannon got a reverse brazilian today at our crotch waxing appointment.

shitler: seriously?

me: no, it's all gone.

foy: what?  you get all of it waxed?

me: ya, why would you bother to leave anything?

foy: i need to have the landing strip.  otherwise pat (her husband) doesn't know his way around.