high five 4 friday

what the shit, week?

i don't know which way is up or down.

but i do know it's friday.

so let's high-five and link up with lauren.

1. no, you are mistaken.  that is not a puppy in shitler's jacket and no he's not trying to smuggle it home.

2. yup.  bought it.  because it's amazing and i deserve it and i can't wait to obsessively re-watch.  #girls

3. so shitler's family does a white elephant.  last year he got paper made out of recycled elephant shit.

this year he gets doody head the game.  i don't understand the theme nor do i understand why people have so many poop-related things laying around their house.  what i do understand is that this is the most amazing gift shitler has ever gotten and it's  now officially mine and i can't wait to get drunk and play it.

4. i haven't worn matching socks all week.  lay off.

5. so i never got a giant play-car when i was little.  that's some bullllllshit.

but baby b did.  and a pink cadillac escalade, no less.