no risk. no reward.

this is treacherous walk down to the house.

and before you get judgy know this - salting it is borderline pointless.
because you salt.  and then snow at the top of the hill melts, runs down the steps, and then freezes all over again.
so basically it's like a fun obstacle course.  or like american gladiators only the american gladiators are all the ice.  and if they win then it means you probably broke your neck.

SO - if you come over (you can - you're invited) and make it down the steps i will be waiting for you with a prize.  
and that prize is a cocktail.  you're welcome.

p.s. waiver forms are that the top of the hill.  
everyone needs to sign them.  
in the event that you eat shit and die/break your leg/bust your face/look like a fool i'd like to be covered legally so you can't sue me for the money that i don't have. 

p.p.s. i added the bokeh so it would look magical.  or whimsical.
or at least a lot less like a death trap.

if you have to deal with winter 

what do you think is the worst part?

if you don't have to deal with winter - then WHATEVER BYE.