which is pretty ok in my book.
and even better that they're not mine so i don't have to deal with accidents in the house or dirty diapers.
so that's always a win.
kidding. they like to try and be cute and leave a shitty tip and then give me cash after i've looked at the tip.
AND i even drew a penis and a bunch of hearts all over their receipt.
so they better be grateful.
2. uncle rico and his big block of a head.
3. black swan cometh for you.
4. a couple of couch snugglers.
5. oh ok puppy sad face - knock it off. it's just too much.
6. uncle rico is also a drunk.
thank you pretty lake and pretty sky. |
she's all "hey dick - those are mine." |
party collar time. |
how was your weekend?
everything you had hoped it would be and more?
Long hair, don't care.
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vodka therapy.
I was DYING over your doggie pics this weekend. Melted my lil <3
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hahaha omg .66. awesome. i'm surprised they didn't leave .69. and that dog is too cute. like i'm dying.
ReplyDeleteThat is the cutest puppy! Let me take him home with me!!
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isn't he?! i just want to give him cuddles and kisses like all of the time.
DeleteThe dog looking at the alcohol is my exact same face...
ReplyDeleteThis whole post is hilarious. Glad I found your blog :)
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