almost like brandi glanville's new vagina except eddie didn't pay for this

i want to start with the above picture.

and be all - #newbeginnings #footprints

inspirational shit.  you get it.  because we're turning over #newleaves or whatever.

new blog look.  do you like?  i hope so.

because my lady-friend sarah of the HI-larious venus trapped in mars hooked.it.up.

i mean - the glitter and the loveliness?  i just can't get enough.

so you can tell me how much you love it (and sarah too).

because now there's a disclaimer.  and and a new about me.

and also a section where you can read all my shit posts (which i haven't categorized yet so relax).

but in the event you hate everything about it you can yell at my vagina.  

it's ok - i give you permission.  shitler does it all the time.

      

p.s. props to samm on the clever blog title.  my girl always comes through in the clutch.