samm. my internet friend.
like shout it from the rooftops in an obnoxious single, white female type of way in which i'd skin her and wear her like a coat but in a less serial killer/stalker way.
like perhaps when i talk to shitler about my internet friend samm that sometimes i liken it the craig's list killer only less murdery. or like catfish - only we're totally telling the truth. i mean - let's hope so.
so when samm and i saw all kinds of bloggers swapping stockings for xmas we decided to do it too. but just the two us and kind of like we're dating. naturally mine was late. by a few weeks. and samm's? well, samm's just arrived at my house on monday. as in march 4th. as in practically spring. as in - it's exciting because it's like xmas came way late and i don't even mind.
curious about what was in my box?
i know - everyone is.
firstly - there was dog toy. which i don't have pictures of because the mutts immediately ripped it to shreds.
not even kidding.
but then there were these things. like they came in this fantastic stocking.
and then even better.
samm. duh.
shitler tried to take a giant dump on my present when he was all "uhhh, i don't think you can send booze in the mail."
and then i was all "SHUT UP SHITLER YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET YOUR OWN INTERNET FRIEND." he didn't really say anything after that.
just basically ignored me and went back to doing whatever it is he does.
i think he just doesn't want to admit that he's jealous of my internet friend and that he wishes he had his own. but like he'll never come clean about it.
what do your internet friends send you?
