high five me and i'll upgrade you

high fiving and backing up azzes is basically my favorite part of the week.
let's get it on.

1// sometimes when i'm on a diet i make detrimental choices that will possibly ruin everything that i've worked for.
like carbs.  carbs will ruin a diet.  so it's probably not a good idea to make bread in a bread maker we were recently given.  #fail

2// that's an empty glass.  and no it's not because i've just recently killed a bottle.  the empty glass represents the fact that i haven't had a glass of wine all week.  and it's been horrible.  but if you're confused please refer to number one.

3// i thought about my wedding this week.  and by thought about it i mean that i looked at those shoes and thought they'd be cute to wear so now i'm considering them.

4// sometimes he's cute and i can't even handle it.  like when he uses his tail as a pillow.  nice try, buddy.

5// i think if you watch duck dynasty then you'd agree when i say that this picture is the very definition
of "happy, happy, happy."

but now let's get to the heart of the matter.  and backing up our azzes.

because obviously.

know that i will upgrade everyone.

but it's also concerning how much stuff beyonce puts in her mouth in this video.