is this real life?

oh hey there.

today i would like to go over things said in the shitler household.

me to shitler:

if you're not going to fuck it, don't touch it.

get your finger out of my asshole.

SPOON ME BITCH.

me to the hounds:

look dog - nudge my hand one more time while i'm playing candy crush and there will be fucking hell to pay.

OMG - quit licking your brother's dick.

shitler to me:

slumbercock.

eat a dick bitch.

when you say stuff like that it makes me want to hit you.

sidenote - all things are said in jest and with a smile on our faces.

also, i swear i don't think shitler is hilarious just because we're going to get married some day.  he is straight up ridiculous.  which, i suppose, is why we work so well.  but sometimes i feel like him and i are the only two in on some joke together.  mainly because he posted the following status the other day and i almost fell off the couch i was laying on due to the laughter and then i was the only one that even "liked" it.  but come on.

lastly - today is a day for the gun mug.

because obviously.