i'm going to break the weekend down for you.
are you pumped?
are you pumped?
good. you should be.
friday:
7am-4pm work the regular day job.
4:15pm-10pm restaurant bullshit.
10:30pm - PASS OUT.
saturday:
9:15am-11am lunch with the shitler women.
11:15-12pm buy the un-fun stuff at target like deodorant. which i suppose could be considered fun because then there's no BO and that's probably the funnest of all things.
12:15pm-2:30pm buy the fun stuff at a partylite party
3pm-11:30pm restaurant bullshit
midnight - PASS OUT.
sunday:
7am-10am clean the house.
10:30am-10:35am get a text from the restaurant manager that says "we need you to come in right now and not at 3:30pm like you were scheduled."
10:35am-10:37am weep.
11am - 10pm - RESTAURANT BULLSHIT.
10:30pm - SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS ERRRRRRRBODY.
11pm - PASS OUT
no but literally that was my weekend. it couldn't have been more lame.
the only drinking i did was last night which was a school night so it probably wasn't my best choice.
somewhere in there i came home to shitler watching breaking bad and it involves me not really knowing anything about the show so i just ask him questions about it until he gets frustrated and then i give up and just crush the candy. also on saturday night shitler decided to be super verbally abusive in his sleep. like yelling at me if i coughed or god forbid if i rolled over he would snap at me to "knock it off." so i ended up migrating to the couch where i watched bridesmaids and then got my mind blown because i'd never realized that don draper is the guy banging kristen wiig in the beginning of the movie.
also i was thinking about how friday the thirteenth is like totally spooky and everyone makes a giant deal out of it and my brain just doesn't compute why. you would think monday the thirteenth would be way more awful considering it's monday. so we should re-do things and try to make monday the thirteenth a thing.
unless of course you don't want to.
unless of course you don't want to.
also here - i took a picture of a tree this weekend.
i like the tree.
ReplyDeletebut, I like bridesmaids and shots even more
booo! i had to work this weekend, too! although i was pretty happy with the weather! glad i got to enjoy some of it on sunday :)
ReplyDeleteI think it's cause they never made a monday the 13th movie in which people get murdered. It's far more believable though, so they should. what's a partylite party?
ReplyDeleteDon Draper is the non-suave, total douche of a guy in Bridesmaids?! Mind officially blown.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW RIGHT?! i couldn't even believe it.
DeleteSo basically, you didn't watch game of thrones? BASICALLY.
ReplyDelete#mondaythe13th. Let's do this.
I really appreciate your schedule breakdown.
ReplyDeleteAnd the picture.
But I especially appreciate the crushing of the candy.
XO.
Sammicakes.
The tree is pretty.
ReplyDeleteYou need a vacation.
Oh god, being called into work early is the worst feeling in the world! My heart dropped just seeing that typed out!
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry that happened to you, and that shitler was an abusive sleeper. Greg pulls that shit on me all the time... bastard.
I do NOT miss restaurant bull shit.
ReplyDeleteGood lord woman, you are a workaholic
ReplyDeleteskutbutt, you rocked your weekend!
ReplyDeleteI gave up on Candy Crush.
ReplyDeleteFuck that game.
And now I want to watch Bridesmaids.
Boo, you whore!
oh my hell, I wine about getting up at 5am everyday, you do that schedule 7 days a week. Pff if you work that hard, buy all the candles you want!
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