i think that when two of your favorite bloggers link up to do something hilarious it's like getting a punch to the face that immediately results in an explosion of awesome glittery goodness and you forget about the face pain and focus more on the stuff that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
SO ANYWAY helene and sarah decided to encourage us all to talk about the search terms that have led people to our blogs. mine are concerning. please see below:
- bullshit gin (which is a lie right off the bat and whoever googled that to get to my blog can kindly lose my web address because we don't want your kind here).
- hairy ball torture
- hard porno pussy hairy (uhhhhh, ok?).
- it is ril life sex with the vagina and the wines.com (someone is confused. and that person is not just me).
- lady hairy (thank you - because that is the new name for my vagina).
one other search term was all "husband mad because i got my cartilage pierced what do i do?" and i was all "um ignore him?" but then i remembered that it wasn't someone actually asking my advice so i just lol'd and moved on.
on a lighter note, and by lighter i mean totally whacked out, there was a triple homicide in a county not far from me.
shitler was kind to call and inform me that the person of interest was the guy i was totally "swim fan" obsessed with in high school. but relax because i didn't have a one-night stand with him (sad trombone) but like every, single girl was infatuated with him and he was so, so hot and maybe my friend enlarged his yearbook picture, framed it, and gave it to me for my birthday. MAYBE. but like now he might be a murderer. bad boys never really were my type.
on a lighter note, and by lighter i mean totally whacked out, there was a triple homicide in a county not far from me.
shitler was kind to call and inform me that the person of interest was the guy i was totally "swim fan" obsessed with in high school. but relax because i didn't have a one-night stand with him (sad trombone) but like every, single girl was infatuated with him and he was so, so hot and maybe my friend enlarged his yearbook picture, framed it, and gave it to me for my birthday. MAYBE. but like now he might be a murderer. bad boys never really were my type.
hair ball torture?! haha..
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA that's hysterical!! What did you use to find those?! Google analytics?
ReplyDeleteI mean, he is really cute....
ReplyDeleteoh god, I thought my search topic was good until I read this shit... kudos to you!
ReplyDeleteOkay, how do you figure these out? I want to do this NOW.
ReplyDeletei am so glad you linked up because I know you would have just insane ones.
ReplyDeleteon another note that guy isn;t bad looking but WOWWww crazy how things happen.
Balls. Hairy. Vaginas. That's just wonderful as ever.
ReplyDeleteAs for that nut job? Look at his forehead. Kindaaaaaaaaaaa creepy! I should do this link up. But I have nothing interesting when people look me up... or google something and my shit pops up. Hmmm. Maybe I shall take a look...
holy shitballs I could not stop laughing at this. the fuck are people doing on computers?! and that guy currently looks like an elf with those pointy ears he's sporting
ReplyDeleteHoly crap!!! Your search terms were FAR more interesting than mine! OMG! I am dying. Dying. And jealous. That's so awesome. :)
ReplyDeletehahaha lady hairy!? Your search words beat them all girl. You deserve the crown!
ReplyDeleteOk, the murder part is not funny, but those pictures? Hysterical. His eyes are too close together for my liking.
ReplyDeletethose search terms ... I can't! too good.
ReplyDeletei should be embarrassed but i'm not.
DeleteBest end of post trivia ever! awkward!
ReplyDeleteomg! You definitely have the best I've read so far haha. so should we refer to you as lady hairy now?
ReplyDeleteGirl! His yearbook photo looks like a mugshot!
ReplyDeleteright? and i'm still kind of turned on.
DeleteHe's like super attractive in his most recent picture, I'm just saying.
ReplyDeleteHAIRYLARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteI may have snorted my water when I read "lady hairy." So funny!
ReplyDeleteFucking wisconsin, what do you expect?
ReplyDelete:)
Lady hairy...fucking awesome. I actually laughed out loud. The shit people come type in to google. And I thought I was a freak.
ReplyDeletehilarious!! :)
ReplyDeletexoxo Aimee
bowsandbeau-ties.blogspot.com
thanks chick!
Deletehahaha this is ridiculous. And that murderer guy.. totally hot. Crazy mofo. I have a lot of "hairy" search terms too.. so strange.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, the murderer. You still love him, I know it LADY HAIRY.
ReplyDeleteAlso, jmeoww is pissed at you but she will get over it one day. ONE DAY SHE WILL.
Damn, homeboy has some ears on him, But he is totally hot before the whole KKK thing.
ReplyDeleteThese are the best search terms I have read all day. I love it. I need to find a great name like that for my vagina... I would love recommendations.
how did i know that your blog would have all kinds of wacky search terms associated with it? LOL!!
ReplyDeleteand that sure is creepy...how weird is it that the guy you crushed on is now a suspect in a triple homicide? lucky you dodged that bullet!
i know. my name is shannon, this is my blog and welcome to all things rude and crude.
Deleteoh, and a GoT search term landed people on my blog. be jealous.
ReplyDeleteJEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS.
Deletehahahaha this is class & how did your blog pop up for those search terms ?? & oh snaps.. Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do?? Glad you didn't have a one night stand with him than we might not have this blog & a future cali trip planned for u so we can get drunk at disneyland!
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