hi.
i don't have much to offer. mainly because it feels like my body is falling apart.
specifically because the other morning i woke up with such intense jaw pain i couldn't even handle it.
also i think my vagina is broken.
which means i get to go to two different doctors tomorrow.
which makes me feel things like this:
which isn't necessarily any different than any other day of my life. but in the case of my doctor-binging appointments i get to pay basically a million dollars out of my pocket because it seems like it's national "shannon-has-crappy-insurance" day.
and ya - come at me with me with "WELL AT LEAST YOU HAVE IT!"
because then i'll freak out and say "ya - kind of." because i have the super awesome insurance that makes you meet like a kajillion dollar deductible before an insurance company will even begin to look at the immense amount of paperwork that i'm sure goes hand in hand with insurance coverage.
so basically whatever.
i don't care.
i'm probably dying.
and when i do - someone figure out a way to get GIFs onto gravestones and make sure this one is on mine:
I'm watching that episode RIGHT. NOW.
ReplyDeleteAlso, yes, AT LEAST YOU HAVE IT. I know it fucking sucks, but it sucks a hell of a lot more without anything -- trust that.
XO
A sore jaw and a broken vagina?! I hope you were at least having fun when incurring these injuries.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Yay to that gif. Boo to a broken vagina and a sore jaw... did they both happen at the same time? ;) Hardiharhar.
ReplyDeleteGET BETTER. Stop using your jaws so much. Ya whore.
ReplyDeleteBut really, health insurance blows. Almost as much as you do.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
A sore jaw and broken vagina...what were you two doing last night? ;)
ReplyDeleteLast night must have been amazing :)
ReplyDelete...Well, sorry things are sucking so hard (err...) but yeah, I laughed my ass off at this.
ReplyDeleteOh man. I hope things get better. Sorry about your jaw and vagina. I hope they weren't both injured at the same event.
ReplyDeleteI will write you a grave stone:
ReplyDeletePoor shannon drank too much gin.
so much she forgot to grin.
her frown caused her vagina to break
and that was too much for her poor liver to take.
that was dumb...i think i'm still drunk. feel better
Ugh, two doctors is just...awful. Especially the dentist ...and the gyno. Just...no.
ReplyDeleteYour vag is broken! I'm dying at my desk now laughing.
ReplyDeleteHI - ANOTHER SHANNON?! YAY!
Deleteyes. my poor, broken vagina.
I'll fix your vagina for you. No homo.
ReplyDeleteBad Girls All Star Battle GIFs FTW.
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