another winneconne day is done

i feel weird today.  it could be because it's currently sunday and i'm semi-sober and writing this post. ya - that's probably it. besides being achy on account of the fact that i continue to behave like a some sort of twenty-one year old frat boy on the weekend my allergies have decided to rear their ugly head and punish me further.  so let's see how this post goes. i think my favorite thing about wisconsin is that everyone thinks it's like the goddamn arctic circle year round. like just because we have frigid winters means it's like this frozen fucking tundra all the goddamn time. except it's not - because we have these things called seasons and the summers are typically hotter than ballz. as in stepping outside for a hot minute (pun intended) makes living almost impossible because you think the humidity is actually going to choke you.  so naturally planning a boating excursion for a  in july shouldn't be a problem.  except it's not even a shock that on a july day in wisconsin it would be fifty degrees out and goddamn freezing.  but we wisconsin folk are not quitters.  so we boated in the cold like the adults we are and drank all the things.

that's all i got.  more crap happened later and some of it's on ginstagram so check it out if you want.
and today is the day the entire blog world talks about their shenanigans so naturally i'm at sami's place.

p.s. remember that gypsy village in the movie snatch where brad pitt hung out?  i was in the wisconsin version of it on saturday.  i'm sad to report that brad wasn't there.