a compilation of sorts

i think besides the couch the internet is the place where i want to spend mostly all my time. thankfully i can almost always do the whole two birds, one stone thing. so i thought that today i would bring you a few things i'm obsessing over. and also a look into how i categorize things in my brain.

people's children i want to kidnap:

• little e and samson - basically just a blog i visit on the daily when i want to feel better about myself.
  or worse.
• ALL of casey's because hello DUH.

p.s. i'm not actually going to kidnap your children.  i mean at least probably not.

people i would like to skin and wear:

• stupid nicholl and her stupid prettiness like all the damn time.
• jenni.  obviously.  also i want her dogs.

if i had to be knocked up i would want it to look just like this:

• kate.  HI-YOUR-BUMP-IS-ADORBS.

people's cats i would commit a felony trying to acquire:

• GIMME YOUR CATZ LAUREN.
• and tiff - you just know me and Ms. JMeoww would shut shit down.

people i would punch other people in the throat for:

• samm.  for all the obvious reasons - the most glaringly obvious being we're soul mates.
• shitler.  that d-bag doesn't have a blog (obviously).  but i would punch so many people in the throat for him if they tried to fuck with him.  mainly because fucking with him is my job and nobody better try to take that from me.

people i so desperately need to binge drink with:

• whit.  because i need to be challenged.
• mac.  or should i say rose...

people who are so smart that i hate them, kind of:

• TY.  STOP IT.  kidding.  don't ever stop.  plus - i just want you to talk lawyer to me.
• lisa.  that hoe writes and she writes well.

squirrels i need in my life like yesterday: