regression: party of one

once upon a time we were a one dog household. and shannon and shitler saw that it was good.  so did murphy lee.

until one day when someone decided to show shannon an ad for delicious puppies in the local newspaper.

and for her puppy mother's day gift shitler agreed that they should get a second dog.

and so mac was born.

and it was then that shannon and shitler didn't realize what they had till it was gone.

i mean - don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone?

as in a delightfully well-behaved dog.  i.e. murphy lee.

because it was mac who came barreling in like the destroyer of all the things.

and as the years went by his antics got less and less cute because he no longer looked like this:

but lately he's been out of control.

and by out of control i mean more tampon eating till he shits out whole tampons, ingesting pieces of toys till he pukes them up, and on more than one occasion in the last two weeks having explosive diarrhea in our bed.
it's fucking madness.

and murphy lee is all:

but it's impossible not to love that naughty son of a bitch.

because raging boners and all that guy is my ride or die bitch.

basically this is the antithesis of sarah's fan friday.  because ya - i'm a fan of my dogs.

but like no - i'm not a fan of of the vomit inducing messes he's been leaving around the hizzle.

whatever.

i like this song.  what up whitty.