what i like about me

this post just contains some things that happened to be swimming in my brain.
last night shitler was all "you're so mean to me.  stop being so mean to me."  and i was all "blow me douchebag." and then he was like "see!  that right there."  and then i'm all "god!  stop being such a pussy."
and this whole "i have to be nicer thing" coming from the guy that i had this conversation with the other day:

so anyway - i wouldn't call myself moody.
i think i'm just extremely in touch with my feelings (and not in a lame way). mainly i just know when it will be beneficial for people to be around me and also when it won't be in someone's best interest to speak to me.  
which brings me to three lessons everyone should know about me:

1. i'm going to love you on my terms.
2. i'm going to talk to you on my terms
3. i'm going to hang out with you on my terms.

and for the most part shitler is the one that understands all of that about me the best.  as in - he doesn't make plans with people without checking to see how lazy i am on that particular day and/or what type of insane mood i'm in where i perhaps don't even want people laying eyes on me.  

so it works.  except on the days he tries to make outrageous demands wherein i have to be nicer to him.

because it's not going to happen.

 

shannon & the shit circa 2008. quote a la nietzsche.