why constant photo boothing would make my entire life better

i dare anyone to try and show me a terrible time has happened whenever there's a photo booth present. i mean a wedding you're at can be like the most tragic thing that's happening at that moment. like you can hate the couple, the chicken is dry, you probably think that's a pube in your potatoes au gratin but then you double take because you think that's a man setting up a photo booth and your night is made.
it goes something like this:

here's four reasons why the constant presence of a photo booth in my life would make it inexplicably better. 1// for the moments in your life when you need to know immediately how you can try to look sexy with an obnoxious top hat and polka dotted bow tie but it's only awkward and maybe someone is going to channel the remedial look - a photo booth would be great for that.

2// for any moment where large neon green glasses with no lenses and a man in a green wig and sombrero otherwise wouldn't pair well together (much to your chagrin) but a photo booth changes that.

3// for the moments in your life when things are so horribly damaged and you don't think they could get any worse but then you like discover a horse head and things are magically fixed.  but that wouldn't have happened without the presence of a photo booth.

4// for the moments in your life when you need to channel the '03 bonnie and clyde - HOV and B immediately and it needs to look like a mug shot - a photo booth is perfect for that.

whoop there it is. someone me get a photo booth.  pronto.  because i'm a huge fan - RIGHT SARAH? and this song.  it's everything.  and i'm obsessed with everything that bastille does.  everything.

just slow motion back your ass up to it.