snapchat completes me

for the longest time i refused to get snapchat. like on the real refused.  my brain just couldn't reconcile the concept nor did i want to be a part of it. but then one evening shitler and i got really, really drunk and he convinced me.  and then picked my username. and the rest, as they say, is history.  
for the longest time i just figured that snapchat was perfect for sending dick pics and snatch shots.  like if brett favre would have just waited a few more years maybe he would have avoided the whole dick pic hot water he found himself in.

but i digress.

if we continue with brett favre we'll end up in a sneaky google spiral that we won't be able to claw our way out of.

the point being is that the other day samm and i were chatting about snapchat.  and she was all "blah, blah, blah something about tits on snapchat."  and then i was all "YES i wish we could get back to snapchat basics and send dick pics and tit shots."  and then i forgot all about all the screenshots of things that i've harvested from snapchat and i am now here to encourage all those that i'm snapchat friends to send me more of the following.

1// artistic snapchats

both courtesy of shitler.  quite the little artist we have on our hands.

2// cleavage shots and/or tit pics

so many tits, so little time to get a screenshot.  

3// gratuitous insults

i just have this gut feeling that we will have the best marriage ever.

4// dick pics

i haven't gotten an actual picture of a real, live dick yet.  but i have a really good feeling about it.  i think i just need to be snapchat friends with brett favre and that would solve my problem.

so there.  the things i like to receive the most via snapchat.

get to work, kids.

also - there will be a blogger edition.  because i've been hoarding screenshots that you have all forgotten you've sent me.  MUAHAHAHA.