i think it's no surprise that i'm a fan of all things weird.
like GIVE ME WEIRD OR GIVE ME DEATH and all that.
so while perusing the webz the other day i stumbled upon this stunning picture:
and naturally i posted it on facebook with the caption:
the overall vibe of my wedding. HOPEFULLY.
and then facebook cronies left comments and they made me joyous because duh.
so yes.
my mexican wedding will be grand. because of masks, and nipple tape, and pancakes with sugar free, organic, and locally sold maple syrup.
i'm going to link this up to a wedding wednesday post because i can.
and because i think all wedding wednesday link ups need this post.
and in unrelated news i framed that first picture and it's going up on my gallery wall.
shitler was less than enthused and was all "we know plenty of people that we could frame pictures of and put up. you're stupid."
and i was all "but i really, really want to know this person. plus it looks cool so don't fuck with my art."
it's like the edgier version of leaving the pictures of the people that come in the frames in the frames and then hanging them on your wall like they're people you know in real life.
but like we all know the truth - those people are way too attractive to be your friends in your life. or at least in my life. which is why i think the maple syrup loving werewolf person is a more reasonable friend choice.
at least for myself it is.
I just want to be a part of this picture. GIMME.
ReplyDeleteI am dying over this! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could have cameras on all of the people who come here from Wedding Wednesday linkups... They're going to be so mortified and all WHERE IS THE BURLAP?!
ReplyDeleteYou know what I got from the post? The sads because we aren't facebook friends. I ALREADY SOLVED IT DO NOT WORRY.
ReplyDeleteAlso, wouldn't nip tape hurt?!?
That picture is the sole reason that I enthusiastically read your post before any of the others I saw on my Bloglovin feed just now. It's incredible. There's a picture in my post from today that actually reminded me of you. It's a drawing of a light house that hangs in my hallway. Except it's a penis. It's glorious. Also, kudos on the wedding Wednesday link-up. I like your style.
ReplyDeletebasically the best start to your new gallery wall.
ReplyDeleteAll this weirdness is incredible.
ReplyDeleteIs it too late to make that picture the background of your wedding invitations? I just think it would start everything off with the right mood/vibe.
ReplyDeletehahaha wonderful. Can't wait for innocent wedding planners looking through linkups to come across this gem.
ReplyDeleteI am indescribably happy that you linked up to Wedding Wednesday with this picture. Perfection.
ReplyDeleteApril. I like where your head's at.
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious! Thank you for linking up and making my day!
ReplyDeleteCAN I PLEASE JUST COME TO YOUR WEDDING AND BE YOUR FLOWER GIRL I WILL EVEN WEAR A TUTU
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