today marks the first of fourteen days that i will be shitler-less.
no more of this. dat ass.
i'm actually in chicago through wednesday for a trade show for work. so holler for some work shenanigans. and then straight back home to do all the things that shitler would typically make fun of me for but now i can do it freely without judgement SO THERE.
so basically if you have shows and movies that you can suggest that will aid in me being more a piece of lazy shit for the next two weeks that would be much appreciated.
I've been waiting my entire life for someone to ask this question.
ReplyDeleteFirst, you're going to need to quit your job. It will no longer be necessary as you're now a full-time Netflix-addict/delivery-food enthusiast. You'll love it, don't worry.
You're going to start with Orange is the New Black. Wine is appropriate for this, but liquor is even better. Even if you've already watched the first two seasons, your assignment is to start again. After that you're going to tackle Parks & Rec, every re-run of That 70's Show, and any show you can find on gypsies. Once you're done with all that, call me and I'll give you your next assignment.
OK DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?
Deletebecause i have literally watched every single episode of every show you mentioned.
ONCE UPON A TIME. YOU'RE WELCOME.
ReplyDeleteGANGLAND.
ReplyDeleteThe lying game (don't judge me), desperate housewives, HOUSE OF MOTHER TRUCKING CARDS
ReplyDeleteVaginal wipes. Let's you put off showers a little longer. You're welcome. (I think.)
ReplyDeleteAww yes. Sweet freedom.
ReplyDeletetearin' the club up......
ReplyDeletethere's that film challenge i've got going on... that would keep you busy. http://www.smartassdirect.com/2014/08/the-fall-film-challenge.html.
ReplyDelete(and there are links in the link for film recs...)
you need to sit around naked, and eating frosting out of a can while drinking an entire bottle of wine and ugly crying to the lamest chick flicks.
ReplyDeleteif you don't do this, you're letting all of us down.