oh hai

hey whores. long time no post, hey?
whatever. i've lost count of how many times i've opened this blog, stared at the blinking cursor for like ten minutes, and then just clicked out to go be a pile of shit elsewhere. so what do you blog about when you've just checked out for at least a whole goddamn year (i feel like it's been longer. let's confirm. ok it's been four years. YIKES.)?  ok. so when you haven't blogged in four years and you still don't know what you should blog about you post a random compilation of crap.
so i present to you this disjointed, bullet-ed outline i've entitled "things i've been doing lately while avoiding this blog space."

1. finally got a cat (and he is a glorious and delicious beast)
2. trying to make sure said cat doesn't eat anymore dental floss (see ginstagram)
• oh and murphy got some weird growth cut off his paw
• oh also mac got neutered
• oh and then mac started licking his dick area to the point it got infected (don't worry he wore the cone for his neuter until he was fully healed but he's ridiculous so just decided to start licking his genitals incessantly) and he had to wear a cone for like two months because if he didn't stop the vet told us the infection could possibly invade his pee hole and that could possibly lead to having to turn our boy dog into a girl dog (OF COURSE)
3. bought a house
4. walking looking around said house just marveling at all the shit that needs to be done
5. painted a giant dick on the wall in our dining room
6. shitler cut off his bitchin' man bun (it's in a plastic bag somewhere in our house)
7. oh yeaaa - also had a baby.

so ya. that's about it.

see you in like two years when i post again.  JK. maybe. also here's a picture of my kid. because a post feels naked without a picture.  

should we do this again?

maybe? maybe not?

what are people into these days?  

birth stories? fun pregnancy nonsense? kid crap? painting giant dicks on walls stories? LMK.